take a risk

get a job, lowball start smokin..

ima get a nose piercing fasho when im 16 if i dont get one before

i’m gonna be on some whole other shit when i turn 16 lmao

Anonymous: Me and the son of my parent's best friends fuck in his bathroom every time we have family get togethers while both our parents are in the kitchen cooking our dinner.

sex-thrill:

slutty confessions time send mr ur sluttiest confession and ill post it ;)

I hope I never cross paths with people like them ever a fucking gain …

momma you know im bald headed so buy this damn hair so i can be weavalicious

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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aurra21:

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

I mean i also rehearse things I should have said in a conversation from a week ago…

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[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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