volvata:

when you had an appointment and got to leave during the middle of school it was always so fucking triumphant like “haha bye you dumb sons a bitches, i’m gonna go get my teeth cleaned and then eat mcdonalds. where you at”

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freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

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lolzpicx:

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bcperfect:

perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee

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buttlicked:

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident

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shutupaubrey:

you:

me:

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deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

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i havent been on here in a long time :P

malcolmxinthemiddle:

im still crying at if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. 

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